So, Joe Biden Just Stuck His Face On Yet Another Girl’s Forehead After Promising Not To

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Nov 5, 2019

Joe Biden once promised to be “more mindful” of those shifty “cultural norms” and quit inhaling women’s hair, squeezing their shoulders, and planting his forehead on theirs.

But that was, like, a month or two ago. Water under the bridge. Old news. Forgiven and forgotten. Now, it’s time for Creepy Uncle Joe to get back to a-sniffin’ and a-squeezin’!

At a campaign event in Des Moines, Iowa, on Friday, the Dem kinda-sorta frontrunner once again got entirely too literal with “pressing the flesh.”

In a video shared on Twitter, Biden pressed his nose up against a young girl while meeting and greeting potential voters and their families.

In a moment that broke the Creep-O-Meter, Biden asked the girl, “Now, what grade are you in?” before planting a kiss on what appears to be the girl’s brother and finally re-entering his own damn personal space.

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This latest creepfest is the second instance of Biden violating the personal space of a young girl since his non-apology video in which he blamed his creepiness on his failure to keep up with the times.

“Social norms are changing,” he said back in April. “I understand that, and I’ve heard what these women are saying. Politics to me has always been about making connections, but I will be more mindful about respecting personal space in the future. That’s my responsibility and I will meet it.”

Can we be done now? I mean, can we seriously just retire this poor guy and put him out to pasture before some mama bear or papa bear catches him breathing in their child and puts an end to him? It’s a matter of both public and personal safety at this point.