There's just one problem (okay, several problems, but let's stay focused here).
Of course, it's the ultimate faux-pas in today's woke culture to utter anything other than the highest praises of the act of killing an unborn child. So, naturally, leftists cringed at Johnson's statements.
Please excuse me while I go throw all my money at Black Rifle Coffee.
At this point, I'd rather take my chances in the Thunderdome at Popeyes than give a single penny to Chick-fil-A.
"#PeteButtigiegCalledMe to see if I would endorse his immigration and Latino outreach plans and left a voicemail telling me I had until 4pm that day to call back to opt out otherwise they would assume I endorsed and would put my name on a list that might be only 45-65% Hispanic"
So, rather than a simple, "aw man, my bad!" we get a revision of the facts and a reminder of the works-based salvation of intersectionality. Sounds about right.
I'll give you a hint: it starts with an O and rhymes with "Schmobamacare."
This is quite literally insane. Chalk this one up as yet another reason to pull your kids out of these sick schools, y'all.
News flash: "Rev." Al Sharpton is a corrupt conman. I know, I know, you can barely contain the surprise. Still, one can't help but shine a light on the tremendous irony of the situation. After all, Sharpton has been a...