America has careened clear off the cliff of sanity. Stories like this are merely the "kersplat" heard on impact.
According to The Sun, Christmas Tinner is a singularly disgusting product offered by GAME, a popular tech retailer, and is marketed toward gamers who refuse to get their [expletive deleted] up and come eat at the table like an [expletive deleted] civilized human being.
Seriously, guys. She thought that was real. And she wants to be president.
Say what you will about President Trump's many brash remarks on the campaign trail, Biden supporters haven't got a leg to stand on when it comes to the civility of their candidate.
Because what's better than drowning your marital woes in gin?
Do we really need such care and protection from the government that we can't handle the baby Jesus catching some air and blowing into traffic?
There's just one problem (okay, several problems, but let's stay focused here).
Of course, it's the ultimate faux-pas in today's woke culture to utter anything other than the highest praises of the act of killing an unborn child. So, naturally, leftists cringed at Johnson's statements.
Please excuse me while I go throw all my money at Black Rifle Coffee.