Remember, a real man doesn't ask a woman on the internet to pay his hospital bills, least of all a United States soldier.
These folks were hating on Baltimore before Trump made it cool.
After reading the descriptions of the unlucky individuals provided by the DOJ, you'll want to stick the needle in 'em yourself.
I'll be on the edge of my seat waiting to see how this one turns out.
"Have a heart. She was crying because the parking lot is in a cage."
Trump might be the first president to offer campaign merchandise that is actually illegal in some cities. That makes it even better.
"Bullies get their way until someone says, 'no.'"
If you didn't already want one before, now you're really going to want this shirt.