With a little affection, you too can be healed of past trauma, abuse, or even just the stubborn urge to hold doors open for women or split firewood.
You guys, when the Co-Treehugger Supreme of Greenpeace calls you out, you might just want to stand up and re-evaluate your methods.
Who knows? Maybe the Atticus Finch of the 21st Century should be a one-time reality star. 
That's right, y'all. It's 2019, and even the sweets you consume in remembrance of our Lord's glorious resurrection represent white supremacist microaggression.
The septuagenarian socialist is sketching out some of the folks on the left who are demanding to see his tax returns, and watching it all unfold is pretty entertaining.
"My daughter’s hero is the president of our country. I can’t believe anybody at the school would tell my daughter that that guy can’t be her hero."
It seems as though just about everyone is planning, mulling, or joking about taking a shot at the big show, and it's just getting plain ridiculous.
Fashion + AOC impressions=the respite you needed from stupid news. OK, so maybe this is stupid news.
People spend collectively millions on wasteful, eco-unfriendly products, burn likely millions of gallons of gas, and dance like crazed pagans around giant bonfires of carbon emissions.
If there's a God, that means He runs the show, and people don't tend to like that too much.
For some of you socialist neo-hippie types out there, living without electricity might not seem like such a huge deal. As long as you can grow kale and soybeans and live in a yurt, everything's all good.
"We need $30 an hour jobs, $40 an hour jobs. We need to get back to that message."
Well, that's sure to be an enlightening subject and not at all biased or prejudiced.
Whatever is going on in the State's Prosecutor's office, the notoriously corrupt Chicago government would most certainly do well to figure it out. 
As a part of King Andy's agenda-soaked budget, the plastic bag ban comes with an "optional" 5-cent tax on paper bags, and you can bet your buffalo wings NYC is gonna take him up on it.
Let's not minimize the dude's seriously wrong behavior to a workplace equality issue. Are you nuts?
In her post, Mrs. Mankey also lamented that she was the only person in the packed Starbucks making an idiot of herself and screaming at a total stranger.
I'll give you a moment to stop laughing.