NOT SATIRE: Dead Cat Receives Voter Registration Application In The Mail

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Jul 10, 2020

We all know that Democrats will do anything at all to win elections. We’ve seen the dead miraculously rise from the grave and suddenly pull the lever for Democratic Party candidates on numerous occasions. We’ve also witnessed their revulsion, much like vampires to a cross, when it comes to the idea of forcing people to present an ID to vote, thus enabling them to allow non-citizens the right to cast a ballot.

However, what happened in Atlanta is just taking things too darn far. Folks, what you are about to hear is not a work of satire. This, folks, is a true story.

A deceased cat in the city of Atlanta received an application to register to vote.

Dear Lord, please send help.

Here’s more from Fox 5 Atlanta:

When Ron Tims checked his mail Wednesday he found something addressed to Cody Tims. Cody doesn’t get much mail. Cody is a cat. He died 12 years ago. The family keeps his ashes in a green container.

“A great cat, indoor and outdoor, loved his family, loved his neighborhood. He was 18 and a half when he passed away,” said Carol Tims.

The Tims were surprised, and a bit amused when they saw what Cody received in the mail.

“We have a voter registration application for Cody Tims! How did this happen? It’s not reality, he’s a cat and he’s been dead for a long time,” said Carol Tims.

Tims went on to say, “There’s a huge push but if they’re trying to register cats, I’m not sure who else they’re trying to register. I’m not sure if they’re trying to register dogs, mice, snakes.”

Again, here’s a reminder this is not satire. I repeat. This is NOT satire.

The Secretary of State’s office revealed the application didn’t come from their office. In a statement released by the office, they noted third party groups often use mailing lists in order to obtain names and addresses.

Here’s part of the statement:

“Third-party groups all over the country are targeting Georgia to help register qualified individuals. This group makes you wonder what these out-of-town activists are really doing. Make no mistake about it, this office is dedicated to investigating all types of fraud.”

Fortunately, the Secretary of State’s Office said that even if the cat were alive and showed up at the polls, he wouldn’t be allowed to vote without an ID.

When asked how Cody would’ve voted, his owners said he was a DemoCAT.

Insert groans here.