Liberals So Freaked Out at Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Injury, They’re Offering Up Their Ribs
If you ever had doubts that liberals were bat**** crazy, there is now a #RibsForRuth campaign on Twitter.
To be fair, it’s unlikely that anyone tweeting with this hashtag actually thinks it’s a thing to donate a rib…
At least, I sincerely hope so.
We can’t really be sure, now that I think about it.
HuffPo, at least, felt the need to clarify in their headline that “Twitter Users Jokingly Offer to Donate Ribs to Ruth Bader Ginsburg.”
Joking or not, there are a lot of people out there who are pretty disturbed by the news that octogenarian RBG fell and broke her ribs in her office this week, poor dear.
Justice Ginsburg hospitalized: pic.twitter.com/QVuveZmZfe
— Shannon Bream (@ShannonBream) November 8, 2018
Arch-leftist celeb Alyssa Milano led the charge, offering RBG her ribs, or anything else she might need. Like Milano’s husband.
Ruth Bader Ginsberg can have my ribs. And my kidneys and a lung. And anything else she needs. She can even have my husband on Thursdays.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 8, 2018
— Chandra (@Channy3232) November 8, 2018
I try to donate blood a few times per year, but right now, I feel like it’s very important to donate ribs, specifically to octogenarian Supreme Court Justices. How do I coordinate that? #longliveRBG #RibsForRuth
— Howie Tilkin (@HITcards) November 8, 2018
This isn’t Bader’s first health scare, Associated Press notes.
“Ginsburg has had a series of health problems,” the AP reveals. “She broke two ribs in a fall in 2012. She has had two prior bouts with cancer and had a stent implanted to open a blocked artery in 2014. She also was hospitalized after a bad reaction to medicine in 2009.”
As BizPacReview notes, the injury is unlikely to actually interfere with RBG’s Supreme Court duties, which is what libs are really afraid of. Because, let’s be real, if they actually cared about her they’d probably call for her to retire and get some well-earned rest.
No, they’re worried that Trump will either get another chance at nominating a literally-spawn-of-Satan Justice, or that RBG will be incapacitated long enough for the court to lose their liberal slant. The horror.
So they’re offering up their bodies, in a somewhat creepy way:
Ruth Bader Ginsburg can have all of my ribs. #RibsForRuth
— Will Scheffler (@will_scheffler_) November 8, 2018
Hope you get and feel better soon, #RBG! We desperately need you to keep fighting for reasonable, fair, and unbiased rulings; not having you on the bench would be a disaster, now more than ever. Hope you're back to doing what you do best soon! #RibsForRuth #GetWellSoonRBG
— Nino (@NinoTomasino) November 8, 2018
Who else would donate a rib to heal Ruth Bader Ginsberg? Count me in. #RibsForRuth
— Stop Lying! (@chablinos) November 8, 2018
The hashtag isn’t being used exclusively by weirdos, though. At least one person voiced some realistic concern:
There is a trending hashtag #RibsforRuth
If the base said “it is okay. You dont have to fight anymore. Rest now.”
Rather than “take my pancreas and ribs and keep fighting!”
Maybe she could retire?
— Dave (@FrackerDave) November 8, 2018
Maybe Ruthie’s ribs will heal, but it certainly can’t be good for her heart, or blood pressure, to have the weight of all of liberal America on her shoulders…