HILARIOUS: How to Tweet Like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in Five Easy Steps

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Dec 4, 2018
New York congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez participates in a a town hall held in support of Kerri Evelyn Harris, Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate in Delaware, Friday, Aug. 31, 2018, at the University of Delaware in Newark, Del. (AP Photo/Patrick Semansky)

I’m sorry if you’re getting sick of hearing about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

I’m not.

The lady is hilarious, and her inability to recall facts or comprehend simple math just underscores how ridiculous her political platform is.

Plus, she knows next-to-nothing about how our federal government actually works, which does make sense as it requires a profound lack of understanding as to how the government works to actually think socialism is a good idea.

Her Twitter feed is a pretty good indication that she actually doesn’t care whether or not she’s making strong arguments as long as she can call someone else a hater.

You’ve got to hand it to her, she’s nailed down a foolproof (maybe that’s not the right word) method for Tweeting in a manner that makes her impervious to having to answer for any of her foolishness (so maybe “foolproof” was the right word.)

So, without further ado, I give you: how to tweet like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in five easy steps, courtesy of one very clever Twitter user:

First up, appearance is everything:

Because glasses always make you smarter. Fact.

Second: appeal to authority is absolutely not a logical fallacy, but rather makes you always right about everything ever.

Third, whatever you say doesn’t have to make sense, it just has to sound like it would look good on a bumper sticker.

And never forget to appeal to confirmation bias:

Now, step four is key, because all your incoherent, non-sensical statements are sure to attract the attention of haters.

And this is where the magic happens:

NAILED IT.