Because what's better than drowning your marital woes in gin?
Do we really need such care and protection from the government that we can't handle the baby Jesus catching some air and blowing into traffic?
There's just one problem (okay, several problems, but let's stay focused here).
Of course, it's the ultimate faux-pas in today's woke culture to utter anything other than the highest praises of the act of killing an unborn child. So, naturally, leftists cringed at Johnson's statements.
I just want to cry.
So much for "sic semper tyrannis."