The owner's response to the outrage was disappointing, but not even a little bit surprising.
While O'Rourke assured the angry environmentalist that his campaign would be returning a certain check, he wasn't quite so clear about the rest of the "dirty money".
It was an Easter Miracle!
Oh. My. Word. Somebody get this girl into Congress.
Alright, now, I'm gonna need y'all to put on your best tin foil and help me solve this mystery.
Eventually, in AOC's rewrite of history, she was able to pass the Green New Deal, although it faced heavy opposition because people were "scared" of change.
Comedy in the mainstream is dead, and it wouldn't "voom" if you put four thousand volts through it.
If you take a magnifying glass to CNN's numbers, it gets even worse—or, if you're me, even funnier.
While we often hear about these 200-year-old-or-more laws, the same spirit that sought to stop Americans from kicking cans and throwing snowballs is alive and kicking harder than ever.
So...could we all just run for president and call it even, Beto?
But, the former First Lady and Secretary Of State ain't gonna let a pesky little thing like her track record get in the way of giving her fellow Democrats "the talk".
Y'all, I had quite a bit of fun watching folks squirm after Hayden splashed cold water on their fond memories of President Obama's immigration policies.
Since she doesn't seem to realize how hilariously ignorant and—gasp—privileged she is to do this, let's help her out, y'all.
Upon the realization that Sanders is among the 5% of America's wealthiest citizens, the establishment Democrat mainstream media is, naturally, eating him for breakfast.
"Meanwhile shorelines from Imperial Beach to Coronado are shuttered as millions of gallons of sewage flow daily down the Tijuana River into San Diego County."
Anyone else reminded of the punctuation and netiquette used by an elderly relative who just discovered social media?
There aren't enough gun-hating leftists in the world to buy the tickets it'd take to save this flop.
Believe me, New Yorkers can handle seeing a photo of the Twin Towers ablaze. What we can't handle is Omar pretending it was no big deal.