"Prayers for Rush. Please God, kill the bastard slowly and painfully."
The left continues to demonstrate that they can dish it out, but they can't take it without a hefty dose of pearl-clutching.
Every dadgum day!!! I’m tired of seeing American headlines about the royal family in Britain. Ladies and gentlemen, Prince Harry and his lovely bride have made the decision to leave Buckingham Palace, quit the royal life altogether, and get jobs....
Upon seeing an Oral-B Pro 5000 toothbrush, it must have felt like his entire fate was unfolding before his eyes. Here, in his hands, laid the toothbrush that would be the answer to all his problems. The toothbrush—nay, the savior his plaque-caked chompers had so patiently awaited. And—what's this—only a penny?! Surely it must be a sign from the heavens! Leavitt and the pricy piece of equipment were surely meant to be.
"He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician. It’s all just baloney and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it."
"I was very excited and impressed by the Cuban Revolution, and there was Kennedy and Nixon talking about which particular method they should use about destroying the revolution," Sanders recalled. "Usually I'm sufficiently unemotional not to be sick, but I actually got up from the room and almost left to puke because, for the first time in my adult life, what I was seeing is the Democrats and Republicans, both of them … clearly there really wasn’t a whole lot of difference between the two."
I don't think I'd be talking about dishonoring Virginia, the state whose motto is literally a death threat to tyrants, if I were Ralph Northam.
I mean, why not? The dude's not a serious candidate, he might as well be an absurd one as well.
As a reluctant New Yorker, it's my dubious privilege to share with y'all some of the absolute insanity coming out of my state, such as banning plastic bags, vaping, and Nerf guns, as well as childish rants from our...
It's wildly hilarious to compare how these folks act when one of their own party is in the White House compared to the 24-hour hissy fit they seem gripped by when a Republican has the hot seat. Especially if you turn it into a drinking game.